Panto ABC
A Panto ABC By Hannah Nash
A for the Author, by Arthur his Name..Panto will never again be the same! B for a Butcher who's famed for his Mince..thinking of Faggots will make poor Mike wince. C for a girl who was born to the part..Zoie as Cinders you stole every heart. D..Oh Dandini! what style and oh my...Dear Poppy perfected the slap of the thigh. E is for Everyone not on the stage...Karen and Andrea, Doreen and Page...Alistair, Cathy, Amanda and Claire...Lizzy and Carolyn, Jean in her chair...Judy and Rossi and Sonya and John, Jane, Mark and Chris, JB and Paul Gomm...Jon and Geoff Venn, Kate, Ian and Dan...the Wonderful cooks serving supper at 10! F for the Footman who knows how to Flash..dear Richard your comedy parts were a smash! G for the Godmother, Fairy in Red, Alison sparkled with magic well said. H Hubba Hubba who sang Dancing Queen..Magnificent 7 who looked like a dream. Ivor the Biggun who cracked corny jokes, Ed really managed to cheer up the folks. J K the Dance Troupe what fabulous fun...they managed a Ho Down that's 2nd to none. King...yes dear Martin you shone in the Hall as you played with the crown jewels, your sceptre, your ball! L for the Landlord whose wish would come true, Bob ended up with an accolade too. Mice...We salute you!..We're in Mousy Heaven...A smashing performance from youngest 11. N not an easy event for Direction but Jo had us all Ham it Up with conviction. O was the Orchestra perfect in tunes, (if slightly bemused by some crazy buffoons) P for the Prince who engaged Cinderella...Sam you were great prancing round like a fella!. Q for her Majesty, Queenly a Nutter who giggled a lot as she purloined the Butter. R for the Rapper Rats, cool as you like...Boys you were wicked...Ice T..on your bike! S for the Stage sets a job hard to do but Phil and his lads, we'd be lost without you. T for the Tiddler who towered o'er all...John the provider of sweets to the Hall. U for what else but the 2 Ugly Sisters, sporting graffiti and showing their knickers. Adam, as Rose, you were strangely attractive and Alan your Antics were comedy magic. V for the Victory Race in slow motion that Angus encouraged a rousing ovation. W..Wicked as Step Mothers Go..Caroline simply a Boo tiful show. X rated Liberals often repel but Bee your 'Turn On' was as sexy as hell. Y for the Young Man who shoots and delivers..Josh your performance made young girls a-quiver. Z is for Zips and their purpose is sure..they hold things together and keep them secure....But we prefer Buttons, especially now, for Steve is our Hero, the Man of the Hour. And so that's all over, we had so much fun, but one mention more and then it is done...Producers are many but Steve did reveal..we now have our very own ....Cecil BEE de Mille...!!! Last line of the Song...all together Now....
HAVE WE ALL MISSED OUR VOCATION
WE ALL GOT A STANDING OVATION
I THINK WE'RE FAB
AND WE ARE THE HURSLEY HAMS.
Hannah.x
